Evil Plan!
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a military general. This will cause the world to bite their nails, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the Internet. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your time machine, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.
(via Darksite.com)
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