Evil Plan!

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a military general. This will cause the world to bite their nails, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotoge the Internet. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your time machine, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

(via Darksite.com)

Und die Übersetzung für die AOL'ler:

UR OBJACTIEV IS SIMPLE SU ACUMULATION
1111!1 OMG WTF LOL UR MOTIEV IS A LITL3 BIT MORE COMPLAX 3VIL - ITS MAH NATURE
STAEG ONE
2 BGIN UR PLAN U MUST FIRST TRAUMATIEZ A MILITARY GEN3RAL1!1!11!1 WTF THIS WIL CAUSE TEH WORLD 2 BIET THERE NALES ALARMAD BY UR ARIVAL1111!! OMG WTF WHO IS THIS AVIL G3NIUS??!!!!!?! OMG WHERE DID THEY COMA FROM??????? AND Y DO THAY LOK SO GOD AS A BRANE IN A JAR
?!!!?!?! OMG WTF LOL STAEG TWO
N3XT U MUST SABO2G3 TEH INTERN3T11!11!! LOL THIS WIL AL B DON3 FROM A MUSAM3NT PARK A MYSTERIOUS PLAEC OF UNRIVAELD DARK GLORY1!1!!!1! UPON SENG THIS DA WORLD WIL FAL IN2 CATA2NIC TRANCAS AS COUNTLAS HORD3S OF CLASIC THUGS HAST3N 2 DO UR 3V3RY BIDNG
1!1! OMG WTF LOL STAEG THRE
FINALY U MUST ACTIVAET UR TIEM MACHIEN BRNGNG ABOUT TEH D3STRUCTION OF DA MASES1!!11!1! OMG WTF LOL UR NM3 SHAL BCOM3 SYNONYMOUS WIT FAAR AND NO MAN WIL EV3R AGANE R SABOTAEG UR MUSIC CAERER!111! WTF EVERYONE WIL BOW BFORA UR MIND-BOGLNG INSANITY AND DA WORLD WIL HAEV NO CHOIEC BUT 2 ELACT U DICTA2R FOR LIEF!11!!1! WTF

(via AOL-Translation)